Although this isn't as funny but it terms of overall pain I would say this clip beats out the grape lady. Supposedly she lived...not so sure she wanted to after this.
Don't let the suit fool you...this guy is a fucking air sex rock god. I mean with a name like Cock-a-licious how can you not be? The only thing missing are flames, a whip and some midgets. I don't know if I should pump my fist or pump my...wait for it....wait for it...baby dick. I declare this guy the winner.
The Plum Island Animal Disease Center(PIADC) is a United States federal research facility dedicated to the study of foreign animal diseases. Since 1954, the center has had the goal of protecting America's livestock from foreign animal diseases. During the Cold War a secret biological weapons program targeting livestock was conducted at the site. This program has been the subject of controversies, and the facility has gained a cult status.
As a diagnostic facility, PIADC scientists study more than 40 foreign animal diseases and several domestic diseases, including hog cholera and African swine fever.PIADC runs about 30,000 diagnostic tests each year. PIADC operates Biosafety Level 3 Agriculture (BSL-3Ag), BSL-3 and BSL-2 laboratory facilities. The facility's research program includes developing diagnostic tools and preventatives (such as vaccines) for foot-and-mouth disease and other diseases of livestock.Plum Island's freezers also contain samples of polio and diseases that can be transferred from animals to humans.
Because Congressional law stipulates that live foot-and-mouth disease virus cannot be studied on the mainland, PIADC is unique in that it is currently the only laboratory in the U.S. equipped with research facilities that permit the study of foot-and-mouth disease
Foot-and-mouth disease is extremely contagious among cloven-hoofed animals, and people who have come in contact with it can carry it to animals.Accidental outbreaks of the virus have caused catastrophic livestock and economic losses in many countries throughout the world. Plum Island has experienced outbreaks of its own, including one in 1978 in which the disease was released to animals outside the center, and two incidents in 2004 in which foot and mouth disease was released within the center.Foot-and-mouth disease was eradicated from the U.S. in 1929 (with the exception of the stocks within the Plum Island centerbut is currently endemic to many parts of the world.
You can see the hours of blood, sweat and tears they put into perfecting this performance. I could only one day hope to be as half as good as these masters of dance and archery have become. They get my vote.
Who needs Don Cornelius or Earth Wind and Fire? Give this guy a stage and some good ol fashioned God lovin' gospel and this guy's putting on his own Soul Train. Ladies get in line because this dancin fool is looking to put some of his own holy spirt in you after the service.
Victor Lemonte Wooten born September 11, 1964 is an American bass player. He is known for his technical virtuosity and his skills as musician, composer, and author. Wooten has won the "Bass Player of the Year" award from Bass Player magazine three times in a row, and was the first person to win the award more than once.In addition to a solo career and collaborations with various artists, Wooten has been the bassist for Béla Fleck and the Flecktones since the group's formation in 1988.
In 2008, Wooten joined Stanley Clarke and Marcus Miller to record an album. The trio of bassists, under the name SMV, released Thunder in August 2008 and began a supporting tour the same month.
In 2006 Victor Wooten, Steve Bailey, and Elliston Consulting teamed up to create one of the most interactive and educational music sites on the web The Bass Vault. Victor offers lessons, live concerts, behind the scenes footage from tours and live video chats with some of the most influential bass players of our time.