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5 band names that need to be censored

8 Feb, 2010 Music
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If only every band could have names this good I would still listen to the radio. “That was Shat with their new single Cunt Flavored Lollipops”

#5 Fuck - Fuck is an American indie rock band, formed in Oakland, California in 1993. The band consists of Timothy Prudhomme, Geoff Soule, Kyle Statham, and Theodore Ellison. They have recorded for a number of labels including Matador Records and Homesleep Records of Italy.

Those Are Not My Bongs is the most recent Fuck recording that can be purchased via itunes.

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#4 Schlong -  Formed in 1989, named after their favorite cat, Schlong came to life in a west Oakland warehouse, named the Zen Den. 16 years later, they are still alienating music fans around the world.

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#3 Prick – Prick has one main member: Kevin McMahon. The first wave of Prick began somewhere in the ’80s. There was an EP released in 1988, titled Communiqué and possibly another entitled Animal.

In 1993, vocalist, guitarist, and prolific songwriter McMahon joined up with guitarist Chris Schleyer and drummer Andy Kubiszewski, who is a former member of groups like Exotic Birds and Stabbing Westward. The band signed with Interscope Records, but didn’t release a recording under the label. A longtime friend of McMahon’s, Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, had joined forces with John Malm Jr. to start Nothing Records, and that’s where Prick ended up.

A self-titled full-length debut album was finally released in 1995 under the Nothing Records label. “River Head,” “No Fair Fight,” and “I Got It Bad” are some of the hard industrial metal tracks on the album.

#2 Anal Cunt - Anal Cunt is a grindcore band from the United States. They are often referred to by their initials A.C (often written as AxCx). due to the perceived—indeed intended—offensive nature of their name; many of their album covers simply displaying the initials A.C. However, the band has managed to subvert even this abbreviation, by drawing these letters in a manner resembling an anus and a vagina as seen here. Their musical catalog consists almost entirely (barring the overwroughtly satirical Picnic of Love album and a number of cover songs) of ridiculously offensive material. The band has often been criticized for its popularity being based solely on their controversial song titles and lyrics rather than any musical ability, and is often mentioned when a debate is being made against the grindcore genre of music. One ongoing dispute is how much Anal Cunt actually believes in what they say on their albums.

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#1 – SHAT -  SHAT is  the twisted brain-child of Mr. Jeff Wood. SHAT is the natural extension of idiot savant, true rebel icon, and underground porno star Jeff Wood. SHAT could quite possibly be our generations Bob Dylan, or perhaps James Taylor with a particular predilection for vernacular references to the more choice pieces of the female anatomy. Jeff Wood, born a normal human being in beautiful New Jersey, has lived a storybook life, a tale as intriguing as it is inspiring TRUE STORY! Several years ago, Jeff Wood, an already budding musical prodigy was forever transformed into a modern day superhero when a stray bullet was lodged into his frontal lobe as he stood by innocently and unknowingly during a gang shootout in Los Angeles. This in fact could have been the actual and factual true Magic Bullet. Instead of killing Wood, it remained firmly in place as he lay a bed-ridden victim, and the small shard of mystical metal began manifesting and awakening previously unknown powers in Jeff Wood. As he relearned menial day-to-day tasks such as tying his shoes, he found that his musical gifts had not only remained unaffected, but had taken on a quality of twisted uber-genius.

Gone forever from his once normal brain were trivial thoughts and worries of the average mind, and replaced with a child-like primal mind driven by sex, food, and rock n roll music. With the transformation complete, the world was ready to be saved, and Jeff Wood was the chosen one. Thus, the true essence of SHAT is the basic nature of life: fucking, feeding, and rocking like none other. SHAT is here to elevate the quality of today’s bland music scene by writing songs which Wood claims consist of nothing but choruses, as well as liberal usage of the word cunt. SHAT songs are anthems for the average working man, and the misfit miscreant in us all. Every day people who work as laborers and lawn mowers (Woods secret identity being a common landscaper) can relate to the common themes expressed in such songs as Thank God For Pussy, Show Your Tits, and of course, Shit On Her Tits.

These are just a few of the key tracks from SHATs sophomore album CUNTREE. CUNTREE is the follow up to the hugely successful underground classic THE CUNT CHRONICLES. Both of these landmark releases serve to prove that bullets in the brain quite possibly give one a supernatural access to musical gifts beyond that of other mortal musicians. Over the course of listening to these 69 songs in 69 minutes, one cannot help but be converted into a SHAT believer. The masterwork that is CUNTREE will undoubtedly inspire legions of struggling musicians to wander the streets of Compton after dark in hopes of catching a hot lead head wound, and inheriting a modicum of the superhuman talent displayed in these tracks. Songs like I Fucked Your Wife and Give Cunt A Chance guarantee to convince the world that SHAT is the future of rock n roll, Jeff Wood is the musical messiah, and we’re all here to be saved whether we are prepared for it or not.

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  1. Yeah, none of these bands would be able to use these names if they truly made it in the big league.

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