Afro Picks: Dollar Bill$ – Turd Cutter

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This classic Dollar Bill$ video lays out the 4 easy steps to making a great music video on the low dough:

1) Rent a room at the local Ramada.  Because your cousin works the main desk there you can get it for free but make sure not to break anything so you can come back for the video to Turd Cutter Remix.

2) Call up all your sister’s friends because shes a big girl and exclusively hangs out with big girls who all “got cake” and of course have huge “turd cutters”.  Hopefully you’ve hooked up with all of them already so this won’t be weird.  If not, just play it cool.

3) Get anything that will record video.  As you can see, quality doesn’t matter so your cell phone will do but if you have an old school cam corder, that’s even better.

4)   Get liquor, tons of it.  Make sure said liquor is the sweetest grossest crap your $10-$30 can buy so these girls can get to guzzlin and shakin their turd cutters in no time.  Once they do, start filming before that buzz wears off and they stop shakin and start nappin.

After steps 1 through 4 are established, the rest will fall into place naturally and in the end you’ll hope to have something as close to amazing as “Turd Cutter” is.   Good Luck.