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Artie Lange stabs himself in a suicide attempt

6 Jan, 2010 News
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Artie Lange stabs himself in a suicide attempt

So what really happened with Artie Lange?

If you are a fan of the Howard Stern show and stand-up comedy in general,  then I’m sure by now you heard that Artie Lange has been hospitalized. However, no concrete information has been released as to what the actual  cause was. We can all assume it was drug related as he has had addictions in the past as well as present, yet he it is still listed with a undisclosed ailment.

Luckily for the followers of AfroJacks.com we have the inside scoop from a reliable source…

Long time friend and stand-up comedian Colin Quinn found Artie Lange unconscious in his apartment with multiple stab wounds to his stomach. Soon after calling 9-1-1 an EMS team arrived and discovered that Artie consumed a deadly cocktail of prescription pills washed down with bleach. Upon consuming the pills and bleach he then repeatedly stabbed himself in the stomach in an apparent suicide attempt.

Artie Lange has openly admitted to using drugs throughout his adult life as well as suffering from depression but who knew he would take it this far?

We will update you if more details become available. In the meantime you can check out his latest Comedy Central Stand-up Special, Artie Lange: Jack and Coke Saturday, January 23rd at 11:00pm (EST)

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12 Comments

  1. This is TRUE! This is the only site that has the right info, with the real story! Bleach has to be harsh when you chug it. I wonder if he used a funnel, right before he jabbed a knife into the 8inches of fat on his stomach!

  2. Yes, this is 100% true!! Please send Artie you thoughts and prayers. It may be a few more days before his family releases an official statement about the attempted suicide.

  3. If you’re going to kill yourself… why not do it in Amsterdam or some kick ass place? I’m sick of thoughtless suicide attempts. Moral of the story: life can still suck with ‘fuck you’ money.

  4. Dude, you’re an idiot. Anyone ever tell you that. Do you think that anybody thats going to kill themselves is thinking about what town to do it in? Moron, thanks to you I just got a little stupider by reading you retarded ass comment

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