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Altoids – the new super tool

youjizz — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 17:38:16 +0000

People are really inventive when left to their own devices. An Altoids empty tin is practically a swiss army knives of purposes. Check out a few of the wonders made possible

Thanks to IP for the link

The Earth, doing it’s thing

youjizz — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 17:28:36 +0000

Pictures of an island actually being created in the ocean

Magic Johnson, you are wrong

youjizz — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 19:42:55 +0000

According to some news source, a Stem cell transplant has cured HIV in a german guy

Which leads me to believe that Magic Johnson’s cure is really harvesting stem cells in his underground, matrix-like human factory instead of the supposed cure below

Wikileaks made easy

Froseidon — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:55:07 +0000

Ha, Kim Jong Il likes to drink

New Girl Talk is out today

Froseidon — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 19:14:32 +0000

Girl Talk has released a new album(?) today called All Day. You can download it for free here

Spycam tshirt?

Froseidon — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 20:27:06 +0000

Yes, Spycam tshirt. This could come in handy at the strip clubs that I frequent. Handy indeed. I’ll take 12. Hey 007, you can buy this bad boy here

A very very cool guitar pick maker

Froseidon — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 17:10:21 +0000

So yea, for $25 you can turn anything into a guitar pick. Old credit cards, current credit cars, student IDs, your social security card or even your green card. Sign me up!

Spain cares about their prostitutes

youjizz — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 19:07:51 +0000

Spain has earned itself as Afrojacks “Country of the Month” award for their on-going contributions to the world of hooker safety. Women of the night need now only protect themselves from STDs and abusive customers because getting hit by a car will no longer be an issue.

Remember to tip them better since they are going the extra mile to ensure their own preservation. You don’t want to pay $20 for a beej from someone walking with a limp due to them being the cause of a fender bender.

Further proof of my genius

youjizz — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 15:58:54 +0000

This is the real important take away: More intelligent children in both studies grew up to drink alcohol more frequently and in greater quantities than less intelligent children.

So if your kid(s) is borderline retarded, push him beyond the Forrest Gump level and into the non crippled Stephen Hawkings level with a few brews before the lil shit goes to bed. That was how I was raised and I turned out ok. I’ve only been arrested for public masturbation. And it wasn’t my fault. The school shouldn’t have been that close

Masturbating and Robbery just got complicated

youjizz — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 17:59:35 +0000

When I see in a newspaper article the words “spraying” and “DNA,” my interest level automatically peaks and thoughts of delightful porn vids frollick in my mind.

Unfortunately, this article turned out to be something completely different. Based on the amount of DNA I spray for free on a daily basis, they could have asked me to sign up as the main source for their secret sauce. I guess I’m going to have to shut down my fertility website…