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So now being on a boat in the ocean isn’t safe? C’mon!

youjizz — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 04:14:24 +0000

This is getting ridiculous. Fuck you fish. Fuck you and your attacking mindset. i just want to flush you all down the toilet. Ugh. I’m never gonna look at the ocean again. Too much bad is in there. Freakin jerks.

A barracuda jumped out of the water and bit a 45-year-old woman kayaker in the chest in the Florida Keys, causing injuries which required her evacuation by boat and helicopter to a Miami hospital, the U.S. Coast Guard said on Monday. It said the incident, in which the woman suffered a suspected punctured lung and broken ribs, took place on Sunday evening near Big Pine Key where the victim and a companion were kayaking in shallow water.

“She had a pretty bad chest wound,” the paper quoted one of the rescuers, Captain Kevin Freestone, owner of TowBoatU.S. in Big Pine Key and Cudjoe Key and a member of the Volunteer Fire Department in Big Pine Key. “She was conscious, and she was scared about what had happened to her.”

She climbed back into the kayak and her companion, unable to row her to safety, called for help on his mobile phone.

YahooNews

Like I needed another reason to not swim in the Congo

youjizz — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:16:05 +0000

Um so yea. That’s a Goalith Tigerfish. The older, angrier family member of the piranha. It has attacked people and even crocodiles before. Those teeth are comparable to those of the Great White Shark. Excuse me while I go change my undergarments, I seemed to have soiled myself. Video from Discovery Channel here

Happy Birthday My Dear

youjizz — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 18:13:21 +0000

The description of this “Pearl Necklace,” as it reads on designer Leah Piepgras’s website: “Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.” And you were looking for a classy way to spend $420, weren’t you? [via Jezebel]

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Froman — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 02:00:17 +0000

When getting bad 80′s ink remember to stand up annnnndddd shhhhouuuuutttt!