Send us a joke about a midget and you can win. Click here to enter Check out http://www.midgetsvsmascots.com to get your copy today! It’s only $14.99 plus you get a free pack of midget condoms to give to your tiny friends. Order now and we’ll give you a bonus bag free! This is your only...
Continue reading »Dear Chicago readers or people who may be in the area, We are giving away 2 tickers to 104.3 Jack FM’s “Jack’s Cheap Christmas” featuring The Dan Band, comedian Frank Caliendo, and Cheap Trick at the Allstate Arena on Thursday, December 10th If you want them all you have to do is email us here...
Continue reading »With Werner Herzog’s new film Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans staring Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes, coming out in select cities on Friday we are giving away: - a movie poster signed by Werner Herzog and Eva Mendes - and a photo/script book autographed by Werner Herzog. Send us you favorite Nick Cage...
Continue reading »In honor of BeetleJuices new show on Howard TV we are giving away 3 signed BeetleJuice masks as seen below First 3 people to finish the lyrics to this Beetle song will win. “He’s big and he’s strong and he knows he is badder and knows what he gets….” Finish the next line and you...
Continue reading »Strange Cargo in Chicago has some pretty friggin great t-shirts. You can find everything from Barry Manilow to ‘teabagging’ (but unfortunately there’s no shirts of Barry Manilow getting teabagged). Here at Afrojacks, we’re really clever at coming up with contest ideas. That’s why we’re making you pick a number between 1-100. Closest wins. We’re giving...
Continue reading »Crowned “The Youngest Professional Guitarist” by the Guiness Book of World Records, Yuto has been melting faces ever since he was born in 2000. Yes, he was born this century. This Sunday August 2nd, Yuto brings his act to BB Kings in NYC. Email us for a chance to watch this kid shred, while little...
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In honor of MTV’s new comedy block featuring DJ and the Fro (no relation) we are giving away a Stewie Griffin prize pack which includes a Stewie Bobblehead, Stewie T-Shirt and a Stewie Football. What’s the connection you ask? No fucking idea but you know you want this shit so send us your Stewie quote...
Continue reading »In recognition of the new Simpsons mobile game “Itchy & Scratchy Land,” we’re giving away The Simpsons Game, yes an oldie but a goodie. We got it for both XBOX 360 and PS3. We’ll also throw in either a Ned Flanders or Willie bobble head doll. All you have to do is be the first...
Continue reading »All right people we are giving away 2 copies of his DVD and as we do with all of our giveaways we are making this shit easy. All’s you got’s to do is email us a joke. Dirty, clean, racist, political, knock knock, whatever. The only stipulation is that it is funny. So, if you...
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Are you sick of getting caught staring at huge sparkly boobs by your girl friend? Don’t you think its high time for men to fight back? Well so does comedian Willie Barcena and he’s doing something life changing about it. BALL SPARKLES. Sounds amazing, right? Hell yeah it does, and you can be the first...
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