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Further proof of my genius

26 Oct, 2010 News

This is the real important take away: More intelligent children in both studies grew up to drink alcohol more frequently and in greater quantities than less intelligent children.

So if your kid(s) is borderline retarded, push him beyond the Forrest Gump level and into the non crippled Stephen Hawkings level with a few brews before the lil shit goes to bed. That was how I was raised and I turned out ok. I’ve only been arrested for public masturbation. And it wasn’t my fault. The school shouldn’t have been that close


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