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Jack's Cheap X-Mas GIVEAWAY

Dear Chicago readers or people who may be in the area,

We are giving away 2 tickers to 104.3 Jack FM’s “Jack’s Cheap Christmas” featuring The Dan Band, comedian Frank Caliendo, and Cheap Trick at the Allstate Arena on Thursday, December 10th

If you want them all you have to do is email us here saying I will be in Chicago on 12/10 and want the tix.


Click here for more info about the show




 
Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans GIVEAWAY

With Werner Herzog's new film Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans staring Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes, coming out in select cities on Friday we are giving away:

- a movie poster signed by Werner Herzog and Eva Mendes
- and a photo/script book autographed by Werner Herzog.


Send us you favorite Nick Cage quote and you can win by clicking here...it is that easy.

Nicolas Cage plays a rogue detective who is as devoted to his job as he is at scoring drugs -- while playing fast and loose with the law. He wields his badge as often as he wields his gun in order to get his way. In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina he becomes a high-functioning addict who is a deeply intuitive, fearless detective reigning over the beautiful ruins of New Orleans with authority and abandon. Complicating his tumultuous life is the prostitute he loves (played by Eva Mendes). Together they descend into their own world marked by desire, compulsion, and conscience.





 
Win a signed BeetleJuice Mask

In honor of BeetleJuices new show on Howard TV we are giving away 3 signed  BeetleJuice masks as seen below



First 3 people to finish the lyrics to this Beetle song will win.

"He's big and he's strong and he knows he is badder and knows what he gets...."

Finish the next line and you win! Here is a hint. Or just email us anything and you will win. CLICK HERE TO ENTER!!

and don't forget to check out his show on Howard TV. As you can see in the clip below it is full of usefull tips...




 
T-Shirt Giveaway: Guess a Number and Win a Vintage Tee

Strange Cargo in Chicago has some pretty friggin great t-shirts. You can find everything from Barry Manilow to 'teabagging' (but unfortunately there's no shirts of Barry Manilow getting teabagged).

Here at Afrojacks, we're really clever at coming up with contest ideas. That's why we're making you pick a number between 1-100. Closest wins. We're giving away one guys and one girls shirt. We'll email you if you win then you can pick the tee shirt.

For entering, we'll also throw you a coupon code to get 15% off your purchase. So shoot us an email at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and guess a number. Contest ends Wednesday 8/26.



 
Ticket Giveaway: Yuto Miyazawa in NYC

Crowned "The Youngest Professional Guitarist" by the Guiness Book of World Records, Yuto has been melting faces ever since he was born in 2000. Yes, he was born this century. This Sunday August 2nd, Yuto brings his act to BB Kings in NYC.  Email us for a chance to watch this kid shred, while little asian girls throw their Hello Kitty panties on stage.

We're only giving away a few tickets, so be the first to email us at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and they're yours. Show is at 2pm.  Free tickets or not, stop by and hang out. Maybe we'll get the kid to do some blow backstage?! Joking, jeez!  Concert details can be found here.

FREEE BIIIRD!!!!!!


  

                      

 
Win a Stewie Griffin Prize Pack

In honor of MTV's new comedy block featuring DJ and the Fro (no relation) we are giving away a Stewie Griffin prize pack which includes a Stewie Bobblehead, Stewie T-Shirt and a Stewie Football.

What's the connection you ask? No fucking idea but you know you want this shit  so send us your Stewie quote and whatever makes us LLOL (literally laugh out loud) will win. Quotes from The Family Guy movie are perfectly acceptable. Please send all quotes to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or click here

Also, be sure to check the shows (Dj & The Fro, Is She Really Going Out With Him and Silent Library) on MTV, M-F 5-630.




 
The Simpsons Video Game Giveaway

In recognition of the new Simpsons mobile game "Itchy & Scratchy Land," we're giving away The Simpsons Game, yes an oldie but a goodie. We got it for both XBOX 360 and PS3. We'll also throw in either a Ned Flanders or Willie bobble head doll.

All you have to do is be the first to name who said this quote:

"Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?"

Email us at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . Hurry your ass up.

The Birth of Homer



 
Giveaway Time - Comedy Central's 'Russell Brand in New York City: Extended & Uncensored' DVD

All right people we are giving away 2 copies of his DVD and as we do with all of our giveaways we are making this shit easy. All's you got's to do is email us a joke. Dirty, clean, racist, political, knock knock, whatever. The only stipulation is that it is funny. So, if you check out afro on the regular you know what  we are into (twisted sick shit). Good luck and godspeed.

Here is a clip from the DVD that will be in stores on May 19th (click here to pre-order) where Russell talks about how he wanted to introduce Kanye West at the 2008 VMA's but had to switch it up to appease Mr.West.


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Russell Brand - Cut From the Show
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Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games

Russell Brand, who The New York Times recently called "irresistibly salacious," rocks the stage in this first original COMEDY CENTRAL stand-up special. Filmed at the theatre at El Museo Del Barrio in New York City, Brand details the difficulty of handling his newfound fame in America, recounts the time he met the Queen and instructs women on how to approach him. Released via COMEDY CENTRAL Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment, "Russell Brand in New York City: Extended & Uncensored" DVD




 
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