Strange Cargo in Chicago has some pretty friggin great t-shirts. You can find everything from Barry Manilow to 'teabagging' (but unfortunately there's no shirts of Barry Manilow getting teabagged).
Here at Afrojacks, we're really clever at coming up with contest ideas. That's why we're making you pick a number between 1-100. Closest wins. We're giving away one guys and one girls shirt. We'll email you if you win then you can pick the tee shirt.
For entering, we'll also throw you a coupon code to get 15% off your purchase. So shoot us an email at
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and guess a number. Contest ends Wednesday 8/26.
Crowned "The Youngest Professional Guitarist" by the Guiness Book of World Records, Yuto has been melting faces ever since he was born in 2000. Yes, he was born this century. This Sunday August 2nd, Yuto brings his act to BB Kings in NYC. Email us for a chance to watch this kid shred, while little asian girls throw their Hello Kitty panties on stage.
We're only giving away a few tickets, so be the first to email us at
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and they're yours. Show is at 2pm. Free tickets or not, stop by and hang out. Maybe we'll get the kid to do some blow backstage?! Joking, jeez! Concert details can be found here.
FREEE BIIIRD!!!!!!
In honor of MTV's new comedy block featuring DJ and the Fro (no relation) we are giving away a Stewie Griffin prize pack which includes a Stewie Bobblehead, Stewie T-Shirt and a Stewie Football.
What's the connection you ask? No fucking idea but you know you want this shit so send us your Stewie quote and whatever makes us LLOL (literally laugh out loud) will win. Quotes from The Family Guy movie are perfectly acceptable. Please send all quotes to
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or click here
Also, be sure to check the shows (Dj & The Fro, Is She Really Going Out With Him and Silent Library) on MTV, M-F 5-630.
In recognition of the new Simpsons mobile game "Itchy & Scratchy Land," we're giving away The Simpsons Game, yes an oldie but a goodie. We got it for both XBOX 360 and PS3. We'll also throw in either a Ned Flanders or Willie bobble head doll.
All you have to do is be the first to name who said this quote:
"Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?"
Email us at
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. Hurry your ass up.
The Birth of Homer
All right people we are giving away 2 copies of his DVD and as we do with all of our giveaways we are making this shit easy. All's you got's to do is email us a joke. Dirty, clean, racist, political, knock knock, whatever. The only stipulation is that it is funny. So, if you check out afro on the regular you know what we are into (twisted sick shit). Good luck and godspeed.
Here is a clip from the DVD that will be in stores on May 19th (click here to pre-order) where Russell talks about how he wanted to introduce Kanye West at the 2008 VMA's but had to switch it up to appease Mr.West.
Russell Brand, who The New York Times recently called "irresistibly salacious," rocks the stage in this first original COMEDY CENTRAL stand-up special. Filmed at the theatre at El Museo Del Barrio in New York City, Brand details the difficulty of handling his newfound fame in America, recounts the time he met the Queen and instructs women on how to approach him. Released via COMEDY CENTRAL Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment, "Russell Brand in New York City: Extended & Uncensored" DVD
Are you sick of getting caught staring at huge sparkly boobs by your girl friend? Don't you think its high time for men to fight back? Well so does comedian Willie Barcena and he's doing something life changing about it. BALL SPARKLES. Sounds amazing, right? Hell yeah it does, and you can be the first of your friends to stop getting caught and start sparkling the hell out of your balls and turning the tables on these girls.
Heres what you do:
Send the best picture you can find of a kid getting caught staring at boobs to
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. After one week, if yours is the best you'll win: 1 Grand Prize winner received a signed “Ball Sparkles” Product Box (comes with sparkles and a copy of the Willie Barcena: Deal With It!DVD)
2 Runners up will receive a copy of the DVD. All losers can just buy it. Willie Barcena: Deal With It! Live Stand-Up Comedy DVD. Available everywhere May 5th. Order Here.
In honor of Babelgum’s 1stglobal premiere of Gorillaz documentary ‘Bananaz” we held a contest to give away the following prize:
"Demon Days" CD "Gorillaz" CD G Sides CD (b-sides from "Gorillaz") D Sides (b-sides from "Demon Days") Gorillaz Demon Days Live DVDPhase One: Celebrity Take Down DVD (music videos, shorts, special features)
All you had to do was email us a picture, video, gif etc... of a gorilla doing something. We received a ton of bizarre stuff including (but not limited to) gorillas eating poop, pissing in their own mouths, giving blowjobs and even flipping off people.
All right people we are giving away 2 copies of his DVD and as we do with all of our giveaways we are making this shit easy. All's you got's to do is 
