Lessons In Great Parenting
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Lesson 23: Get your kid started smoking as early as possible so he actually knows what hes doing when he gets to be in middle school and it’s time to shine in front of the cool kids. Take this little porker for instance. He’s slamming down butts like he’s Patrick Swayze and he can’t be more than 4 or 5 years old. By the time he’s in middle school (if he makes it that long) hes going to have an avalanche of pussy coming his way.
