It's about time that women get in on the dog rapping scene
A Florida woman pleaded no contest to lewd and lascivious battery after performing oral sex on a teenage girl and having sex with her dog. A tipster turned over a computer disk to the Flagler Humane Society depicting Carla Rhea Maldonado, 41, of Palm Coast having sex with her German shepherd and performing oral sex on a then 15-year-old girl in 2005, the Daytona News Journal reports. Maldonado had been a veterinary technician for the society, which fired her from her 9-year-job before releasing the disk to authorities.
Maldonado’s husband is accused of recording the images of his wife molesting the teenager and having sex with the dog. The 42-year-old man also faces 50 counts of child pornography. Prosecutors said Carla Maldonado could face up to 15 years in prison but most likely will be sentenced to 5 ½ years with five years probation after release for molesting the teenager. She will be registered as a sex offender. She was not charged with any crime in connection with the dog. Bestiality is not against the law in Florida.
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According to a sheriff's report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.
Griffin was arrested in early August and charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. Investigators filed the additional charges on Thursday.
Griffin is being held in lieu of $2.2 million bail at the Martin County Jail. It was not immediately known if he has an attorney. (via)
NEWARK -- Shaheed Wright feared police were closing in on him, authorities say, so he hid his bags of cocaine in his son’s jacket pockets, telling the child that it was candy.
And when the boy arrived at his daycare center in Newark on Friday morning, he did what any other 4 year old might: The boy handed the white powder out to his friends.
One girl ate it.
She was rushed to Beth Israel Medical Center in Newark along with Wright’s son and two other boys from the day care suspected of eating cocaine. They all turned out to be fine and were released to their parents, according to Todd McClendon, a spokesman for Newark Police.
Wright, meanwhile, was arrested Friday afternoon in the hallway of his apartment building on South Munn Avenue in East Orange. The 25-year-old man is accused of endangering the welfare of a child, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute and other charges, including employing a juvenile in a narcotics scheme.
The weekend is almost here and you know what that means, time to finally bury that dead whore in my basement. Well, when that pesky chore is finally done with I'll be checking out some movies and then making sure the couch doesn't get up and walk out the door all day while I nurse my hangover with a healthy dose of Dominos and regret. There are a ton of great films and shows (not to mention a little thing called football) to entertain my drunken ass but here a are a few things I'll be staying far far away from this weekend...
Love Happens: Didn't this shitty romcom come out like 6 months ago? I swear to god either they have been promoting this piece of crap for 6 months or Jennifer Aniston (as hot as she is) is literally making the same movie twice a year. Either way let your girlfriend go see this with her other more emotionally in touch, effeminate boyfriend. Trust me, its for the best.
Jennifer's Body: Speaking of hot... As over saturated as she is, it doesnt get much sexier than Megan Fox but until she is confirmed to get naked in a movie, I'll be avoiding anything shes in like that crazy ex fling you run into with your new girfriend (run away!) Shes an acting car wreck and this movie looks like it's about an 8 or 9 on the unintentional comedy scale. Save it for DVD when you can bring your two dates: Klenex and Jergins.
Out At The Wedding: Wait, a movie about being gay on the Logo channel? Wow, look at Logo really reaching out of it's comfort zone! Honestly, the plot summary for this movie is so complicated and convoluted I will not bore you with the details but lets just say this, a girl goes to her sisters wedding and for one reason or another tells her parents she's a lesbian instead of telling them that her fiance is a Jewish black guy. I'm so bored already I just fell asleep writing that. Logo, 9pm Sunday 9/20
Riiiight, and I "accidentally" got my dog high too...
"When several preschool teachers in Los Angeles fell sick last April after eating brownies, public health investigators suspected it wasn’t a typical case of food poisoning. The symptoms included giddiness, dizziness, mood changes, dry mouth — and a bad case of the munchies.
One of the teachers had bought the homemade goodies a few days earlier from what she thought was a church bake sale; she shared them with colleagues during a work break.
But within 90 minutes of eating just one brownie each, five teachers became ill; the adult son of the buyer also reported symptoms.
It turned out there had been no church bake sale. And a leftover piece of brownie tested positive for cannabinoids found in marijuana, according to a report of the incident published Sept. 4 in The Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Stella Fogleman, the first author of the report, said that none of the teachers had used marijuana before and that they did not like the way it made them feel. “They didn’t know they were eating pot brownies, so it’s not the same symptoms as someone who deliberately ate them at a party and got high,” Ms. Fogleman said. Two teachers sought medical attention for their symptoms, and one patient tested positive for THC, the active ingredient in marijuana metabolite.
All have recovered. The sidewalk vendor who sold the treats, for $1.50 each, has not been found."
Via The New York Times
it gets worse....the tough guys that did it got off...
Horrified Steve Gator had to have the front of his skull removed by stunned surgeons after his head was smashed against a pavement in the sickening attack. And now the 26-year-old has been told that the teen attackers who disfigured him will escape justice after his case was dropped.
Steve, of Romford, Essex, was attacked after confronting one of the yobs who had been taunting him about his cousin. Another of the violent louts hit him so hard that he was sent flying and struck his head on the path. Steve plunged into a coma for two weeks as his shattered mum and distraught family kept a bedside vigil at Queen's Hospital, Romford.
His brain quickly began swelling and surgeons were forced to remove the front half of his skull just hours after he was admitted.
Grief-stricken mum Nina Gator was warned her son had just a terrifying 15 per cent chance of survival. Two days later cops charged a pair of teenage boys with the savage attack which shocked the neighbourhood. Steve, who has had to quit his job, was left seriously brain damaged and now suffers frequent seizures, has difficulty talking, and his memory is seriously impaired. Mrs Gator, who is his main carer, last night blasted the shock move. The 47-year-old said: "I can't believe it. Everyone is entitled to their day in court."
CPS lawyers claim they needed more proof before going ahead with the case. But Mrs Gator stormed: "Our boy is walking around with half a head - what more evidence do they need? "His sparkle is totally gone. He used to be so independent but he can't work any more and he can't drive." She added: "He's got half a head and he's completely lost his confidence. There's absolutely nothing protecting his brain now it's just under his skin."
Tyson, a documentary directed by James Toback (Bugsy, Two Girls & a Guy, Black & White) is mix of archival footage/photographs and a sit down with Tyson who tells his life story as he sees in an effort to clear the air and tell the real story that isn't spun by the media. It starts with Tyson growing up in the mean streets of Bedford-Stuyvesant area of Brooklyn in the late 70's and takes us through Mike's time in juvenile detention center learning to box to meeting his mentor Cus D'Amato who rescues him from his criminal lifestyle by shipping him to up state NY and teaching him to be the "Kid Dynomite" 15-18 year old boxing phoneme that eventually becomes the undisputed heavy weight champion "Iron Mike" of the 80s and early 90s that we all know. Mike eventually goes on to touch on all the tabloid friendly parts of his life such as his famed relationship to Robin Givens, his womanizing and drug usage, his time in jail, all his wild pre and post fight interviews, his face tat, and well, you know the rest.
As you can see James Toback is best known for his very average fictional drama films but his first documentary on a Mike whos a buddy of his, is definitely a bright light on his career. Does it live up to the "one of the greatest documentaries ever made" hype that I've heard so many times? I honestly don't think so but this is a very interesting story especially when told by the very interesting character that is Mike Tyson and if you have not seen any of the many biopics made on his life then I would say this is a must see. The only real knock I have on it is Toback likes to use the split-into-three-or-four screens (Black & White too) during Mike's mostly rambling and often crazy/unintentionally funny monologues which are an attempt to spice up these long and kind of random scenes of Mike walking on the beach or sitting in his apartment which gets old and sometimes bothersome. Otherwise this is a great inside view on a mostly interesting story and like boxing or not its great to see such a public figure tell his story with what seems like total honesty whether you believe him or not.
3.5 out of 5 broken ribs due to a right hook body shot
It's about time that women get in on the dog rapping scene
According to a sheriff's report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.
