Suicide can wait. Here’s some links to get you thru Wednesday.

It’s a Hanger. It’s a Light. It’s a Shirt Lamp.(Bachelor Guy)
Halle Berry Topless on Set of the Day (NSFW) (Drunken Stepfather)
Throw a shoe at Bush…the flash game (Kontraband)
Aqua Teen’s Carl Visits His Christmas Past with Robot Help (Asylum)
Open Up And Say Ah(some): Celebrity Tongues (COED)
The Worst Standup Ever (Double Viking)

Karate Kid Is A Lot Different When Mr. Miyagi Speaks Fluent English (Holy Taco)
2008 NFL Pro Bowl Roster Announced (BBI)
Bia And Branca Do Acrobatics For MTV Brazil (Busted Coverage)
RC Helicopter With a .45 Pistol Attached (Camel Tap)
3 Seconds That Are Well Worth Your Time (Don Chavez)
All-time Playboy models (Ask Men)

1200 babes of X-Mas. NSFW. (Nuts)
Whitebread church rocks out with their god out (I Heart Chaos)
MC Hammer sucks at stopping a drive-by shooting (Manofest)
The Portable BJ (Regretful Morning)
Fruit is pretty sexy (Blog of Hilarity)

Rihanna dresses nice and slutty for a Christmas concert (Celebridiot)
Ashlee Simpson dabbles in “anal” (Epic Carnival)
Hottest Tennis Players, Vol.II (Gunaxin)
The 10 Hottest Actresses in Holiday Movies (The World of Isaac)
Helen Tucker is T-N-T…dyn-o-mite (Observation Bubble)
Marisa Miller + Harley-Davidson = Good (MoonDog Sports)
A Cowboy Story (HHR)
Commercials that suck the fun out of watching television (This is Illuminati)

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