The Jersey Shore Soundboard
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Play it now and get such classics as . . .
“Come at me bro!”
“Paulie did not know the code to decipher the bomb”
“It only takes 9 lbs of pressure to break a nose” (thats 5 yrs of Staten Island medical school, right there)
“If you’re not a guido, you can get the f**k outta my face” and of course . . .
“You are excluded from the surf n turf night, you excluded from ravioli night, you excluded from chicken cutlet night.”
"Wear a thong, it's classier" sums up this entire entourage of tools we look forward to each week in their drunken sexcapades. I've got 4:1 on Snookie taken her next punch and delivering 2 back before anyone interrupts her simmering pot of whoop-ass she's been waiting to unload for months.
Something about not getting laid proper must keep her percolating I suppose.
Cheers.