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This Weekend’s Awful Things to Avoid

The weekend is almost here and you know what that means, time to finally bury that dead whore in my basement.  Well, when that pesky chore is finally done with I’ll be checking out some movies and then making sure the couch doesn’t get up and walk out the door all day while I nurse my hangover with a healthy dose of Dominos and regret.  There are a ton of great films and shows (not to mention a little thing called football) to entertain my drunken ass but here a are a few things I’ll be staying far far away from this weekend…


Love Happens: Didn’t this shitty romcom come out like 6 months ago?  I swear to god either they have been promoting this piece of crap for 6 months or Jennifer Aniston (as hot as she is) is literally making the same movie twice a year.  Either way let your girlfriend go see this with her other more emotionally in touch, effeminate boyfriend. Trust me, its for the best.


Jennifer’s Body: Speaking of hot…  As over saturated as she is, it doesnt get much sexier than Megan Fox but until she is confirmed to get naked in a movie, I’ll be avoiding anything shes in like that crazy ex fling you run into with your new girfriend (run away!)  Shes an acting car wreck and this movie looks like it’s about an 8 or 9 on the unintentional comedy scale. Save it for DVD when you can bring your two dates: Klenex and Jergins.


Out At The Wedding: Wait, a movie about being gay on the Logo channel?  Wow, look at Logo really reaching out of it’s comfort zone!  Honestly, the plot summary for this movie is so complicated and convoluted I will not bore you with the details but lets just say this, a girl goes to her sisters wedding and for one reason or another tells her parents she’s a lesbian instead of telling them that her fiance is a Jewish black guy.  I’m so bored already I just fell asleep writing that.  Logo, 9pm Sunday 9/20


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