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What you need to know about the Vikings/Jets game tonight

11 Oct, 2010 News

So you’re hearing all this stuff about the Jets and Vikings and Brett Favre and penises but you aren’t sure how it all fits into tonight’s Monday Night Football game. So here’s a quick breakdown for you, young skywalker

Vikings @ Jets (-5)
New Meadowlands Stadium
8:30pm on ESPN


Vikings current quarterback Brett Favre was the Jets quarterback for the 2008 season. While there, he met Jenn Sterger. A buxom brunette who is most famous for being in the crowd at Florida State football games. She got a job with the Jets as an MC during game stoppages. Favre liked what he saw from her, got her number and allegedly texted her pictures of his babymaker while wearing crocs. The story came out months ago (answering why my fantasy football team’s name is Brett Favre’s Crocs), but only this week did pictures comes out along with voicemails.

Then there’s the fact that the Vikings, missing their best wide receiver (Sidney Rice) went out and traded for one of the greatest wide receivers in the history of football in Randy Moss. The original purple jesus makes his return to Minnesota for the first time since 2004. It came out recently from Jets cornerbacks Darrelle Revis and Antonio Cromartie that Moss gave up against them in the second half a few weeks ago. So we’ll see if Moss has a little something extra for the Jets tonight.

Now, please enjoy Antonio Cromartie trying to remember all his children’s names below.


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